PROLOGUE: THE QUEST FOR GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT
From his humble beginnings as an extremely gifted guitarist, SIMON ATTFIELD is persistently defeated by the evil brothers RENT CHECK and BILLS. With only one option left open to him, SIMON begins the musicians most feared journey - THE QUEST FOR GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT to find the elusive JEWEL OF STABILITY.
Leaving his home of Leeds in West Yorkshire (a wretched hive of scum and villainy) he crossed the perilous waters of THE ATLANTIC to begin anew with his new wife, the beautiful Lady Allison of Chicago, in the intriguing land of SAN FRANCISCO.
It is here, armed with the knowledge of the ancients from THINKFUL.COM, he must work to gain the illustrious title of WEB DEVELOPER.
Plot the course to PROJECTS to see examples of his craft.
Now you must help him complete his journey by giving him the thing he craves the most...
A JOB INTERVIEW!
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